As big as I am on reading, I couldn’t imagine bringing a book to the beach. I like to aggressively pretend I can swim and build terrible sand castles I always destroy minutes afterward. Basically, I’m afraid that sand and water will destroy my book/kindle, which would only lead to a beach experience worse that my sand castles. However, just in case you’re nowhere near as much of a goober as I am, I’d recommend Two People Having Sex by Frieda Wright, Ren Cummins, and Jen Ashton. It’s an erotic parody about that whole Paypal censorship fiasco, where Paypal tried and failed to censor certain erotica tales. The eBook is less than twenty pages, meaning it can be read pretty quickly, and it’s so hilarious and ridiculous that you won’t be able to help sharing it with whoever you go to the beach with.
-Tiffany T. Cole